I Have Changed Sides

I have made a decision. I am now a New York Yankees fan. THIS IS NOT A JOKE! I have many reasons to like them. I mean their pitching staff is a lot better then the Red Sox. I mean they have this guy.
C.C. is going to be the Cy Young winner this year. They have Jeter who is better then Lowrie and Lugo combined.
At first the have a little guy named Mark Teixeira. Teixeira is going to be the MVP this year.
Mark Teixeira talks to the media during a press conference to announce his signing to the New York Yankees at Yankee Stadium on January 6, 2009 in the Bronx borough of New York City. (Photo by Mike Stobe/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Mark Teixeira

Then move across the diamond to third and there is A-Rod. Even though right now A-Rod is hurt I would rather have Cody Ransom then Mike Lowell. I mean Mike Lowell is really washed-up.
At second the Yankees have Robinson Cano. Cano is A TON better then Dustin Pedroia. I mean Pedroia winning the MVP was a joke. All Pedroia can do is act is ground out into a double plays.
Behind the plate we have a guy named Jorge Posada. Jorge is A LOT better then Jason Varitek. I mean just like Lowell Varitek is washed-up.
In the outfield New York has Xavier Nady, Johnny Damon, and Brett Gardner. Boston has Jason Bay, Jacoby Ellsbury, and J.D. Drew. Bay can not field the ball off of the Green Monster. The only thing Jacoby Ellsbury can do is run. I mean he can not hit at all! I can describe J.D. Drew in one word, OVERRATED!
Xavier Nady Picture
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Hey Red Sox Nation remember these days?
Again THIS IS NOT A JOKE! I wanted to tell you guys yesterday but I did not have time to blog. So I am sorry Red Sox Nation (not really) but I am know the next proud member of Yankee Universe.
Photo Credits
1- http://www.silive.com/sports/index.ssf/2008/12/14-week/
2- http://www.fantasyphenoms.com/baseball.php?id=850
3-www.zimbio.com/pictures/AnPGGnbjh4l/New+York+Yankees+Introduce+Mark+Teixeira
4- http://sevencostanza.com/
5- http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2008/04/14/2008-04-14_robinson_canos_homer_bails_out_yankees_a.html
6- http://www.nj.com/yankees/index.ssf/2009/03/new_york_yankees_jorge_posada.html
7-www.zimbio.com/pictures/gTAgIxiLOHO/Chicago+White+Sox+v+New+York+Yankees/DNGzJLG-Jj7/Xavier+Nady 
9-http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/football/bob_blog/2007/11/lookalikes_johnny_damon_and_ge.html
April Fools’!

3 comments

  2. shortporch

    You had me on that one Bob! I thought you were the next member of the proud Yankee Universe. Your comments are very appropriate, our pitching staff is way better than the Sox! Also, Jason Varitek is a black hole offensively. Great joke! Also, theres always time to become a Yankees fan!
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